Red army versus blue army. You place your units. They fight. The outcome is totally, completely, unambiguously accurate in every respect. The wobblers are fine.

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a physics-based battle sandbox in which armies of gelatinous stick-figure wobblers fight each other under the control of a simulation engine that prioritises entertainment over realism. Over a hundred unit types span factions from ancient history, medieval Europe, fantasy, the wild west, the farm, the ice age and several locations that defy categorisation: a bard whose music charms enemies into dancing off cliffs, a flying carpet unit, a mammoth with its own physics model, a farmer with a shotgun. The Campaign mode gives each battle a budget and a goal. Sandbox mode removes all restrictions and lets both armies be any composition imaginable. The Unit Creator lets players build custom wobblers from existing parts. The Map Creator builds custom battlefields. Steam Workshop shares both with the community. Multiplayer lets players send their custom armies against friends' armies online. Developed during a week-long game jam at a Swedish castle by a team that originally had no intention of finishing it. Landfall declared development complete in 2022 after years of free updates, while confirming the Workshop and community would keep the game alive indefinitely. Mobile release followed in August 2025.

Key Features: • Physics sandbox: place 100+ wobbler unit types across Campaign and unrestricted Sandbox modes • Unit Creator: build custom wobblers - Map Creator: build custom battlefields • Online multiplayer: send your custom army against friends